Shipping Turtle
I'm in like 20 different fandoms and my followers are awesome for putting up with me
9 hours ago
17/04/2014
9 hours ago
17/04/2014

rorytheromanblog:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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(Source: finalfantasyfootball)

9 hours ago
17/04/2014

shego:

when people are very very nice to you and make you feel good about yourself

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9 hours ago
17/04/2014
Writing the dramatic death scene

1lostone:

maxkirin:

In your head:

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In paper:

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this made me laugh so hard because it’s so accurate.

9 hours ago
17/04/2014
9 hours ago
17/04/2014

foodchewer:

drunktrophywife:

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

I’m deleting

i’m never eating at Denny’s again

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17/04/2014
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh
11 hours ago
17/04/2014
mindblowingfactz:

Apparently, ants have a clear colored abdomen – something that photographer Mohamed Babu and his wife discovered one day when they noticed a “white ant” that was crawling along their counter. It turns out, the ant had just consumed a drop of milk that was left on the counter, turning his lower half white. The photographer set up a variety of colored water pools and patiently waited until the ants consumed the liquid to show their colored abdomens.
11 hours ago
17/04/2014

cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

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17/04/2014
11 hours ago
17/04/2014

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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now u kno:
erwin’s eyebrows measures about 73 degrees when he’s worked up about something
11 hours ago
17/04/2014

tightvaginas:

the only time i run is when i have to save my laptop from dying